wait.. did you shower today? because it stinks man

did you shower now? because if you didn't, you can't enter my website.. or maybe you can

okay.. did you finally shower now? what? no? dats sus

now it's time for a story...

oh...i didnt know you were comeing...home this early son..wait i dont have a son..i have a daughter than who are you..AHHHHH WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN DONT KILL ME PLEASE I HAVE A WHOLE FAMILY in a calm voice he said dont worry im no gonna kill you im gonna kill your family in a scared voice she said WHAT NO PLEASE DONT I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY PLEASE he said well i dont need money because im a moster... WHAT than she passes out he said haha that was easy now its time to find her family

to be continued...part two is coming soon...